I was in the kitchen when I heard the girl come into the room.
Clump--clump--clump went her shoes as they hit the floor. I thought this odd due to the fact I had not put on her shoes.
Upon further inspection, I found out, not only had she put her shoes on, she also put her own socks on--and everything was right! The seams on the socks were in the proper place on her toes. The shoes were on their respective feet. I told her what a great job she did and asked her if she wanted to take a picture. Of course, she said yes because let's face it--the girl is very fond of herself and particularly enjoys pictures of herself immortalizing her every move. She gleefully propped up on a chair and this picture is the result. Did I mention she is only 2?
Editor's note: Please note--the shoes are brown. This is proof positive I did not put her shoes on. I most certainly would have picked black dahling! *snob nose in the air*