The Boy: Did you know if you fly into the assmussfear that you will get fire hot?
Me: What if you have a space ship?
The Boy: I dunno. Maybe it will get fire hot, but you will be safe inside.
Me: That makes sense.
The Boy: Did you know that Carnage and Venom wear the same outfit but they are different colors and that they both hate really loud noises. And that can only mean one thing. It means that Venom is Carnage's son!
Me: No, I did not know that.
The Boy: And if they hear a really, really loud noise, their clothes fall off?
Me: Their clothes fall off?
The Boy: Yeah!
Me: They are naked?
The Boy: No! They have on underwear.
Me: What kind of underwear do they wear? Think they have Spider Man undies? Like you!
The Boy: Mom! They are mortal enemies. They just have bad guy underwear. (duh)